In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.