Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

The old men know when an old man dies.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.