Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.