The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.