Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
Ogden NashMarriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden NashPeople expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.
Ogden NashHere's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Ogden Nash