Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Ogden NashA husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Ogden NashI have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Ogden Nash