Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.