Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.
Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.