I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.
Ogden NashO thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
Ogden NashI drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
Ogden Nash