Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
But all ladies think they weigh too much.
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.