I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

To love is an active verb.