Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.
In the world of mules there are no rules.