The old men know when an old man dies.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.