I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.