Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.