How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

When there are monsters there are miracles.