Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.