Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.