Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.