They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.