When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

One thing about the past. It's likely to last.