When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.