When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.