How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
All that glitters is sold as gold.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.