To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.