A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.