A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.