A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.