Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.