O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
Ogden NashMarriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden NashThen here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Ogden Nash