A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.
I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.