All that glitters is sold as gold.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.