Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
How Sunday into Monday melts!
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.