The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.

Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.