A lady is known by the product she endorses.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.