To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.