Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
The old men know when an old man dies.
I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.