Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.