The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

In the world of mules there are no rules.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.