There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Ogden NashSome hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?
Ogden NashNo matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.
Ogden NashHere's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Ogden Nash