One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.