One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

All that glitters is sold as gold.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.