Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.
The old men know when an old man dies.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.