The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
When there are monsters there are miracles.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.