One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.