Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.