Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

To love is an active verb.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.