Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

How Sunday into Monday melts!