And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.