And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.