So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.