Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.