A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more