This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

To love is an active verb.

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.