He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.