He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.