Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

How Sunday into Monday melts!

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.