Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.