Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.