Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.