Women would rather be right than reasonable.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.