To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
But all ladies think they weigh too much.
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.