Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.