Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.