This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.