Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.