But all ladies think they weigh too much.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.