Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.