Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.