Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

The old men know when an old man dies.

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.