Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!