A lady is known by the product she endorses.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.