Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.
Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.