Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?