Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.