The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.