You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.