When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.