Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.