Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.