Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; I So, presently, must I.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.