Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden NashA dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
Ogden NashWhether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
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