O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

How Sunday into Monday melts!