How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.