I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.