O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?

I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.