How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.