If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!