If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.