The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.