Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.