Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.
The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.