Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.