Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.