I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

The old men know when an old man dies.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.