I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.