Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?