I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'