Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.