To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.