Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.