There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
The old men know when an old man dies.
At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.