Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.