Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer