Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.