Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

The old men know when an old man dies.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.