The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.