I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.